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Forehead Jokes. "Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advic, I told her, "Wow, they did a good job... when they removed your wings. Judge: Defendant, what was your motive for killing the victim? Kappit, rate and share with a friend.
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The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping, The woman at the other end of the bar smiles at him, shakes her head, and replies, "S.P.I.T.". 84 0 obj After a thorough examination, the doctor informs him that a penis is growing from his forehead.
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This chapter is designed to take the reader through an organized, step-wise approach to acute and chronic scar management of the forehead region. 0000014883 00000 n <>/Border[0 0 0]/Rect[343.656 646.991 540.0 665.009]/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> The US funds a study for 6 months at $20 million, and concludes it is to give the man more pleasure during sex.
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Distinguished rock climbers from all around the world come to your forehead in hopes of climbing the biggest wall of them all.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. He shouts on the top: "God, I asked you to let me win the lottery, but I lost!". Once there was a man who needed a horse. "Si?" Many have died from losing grip on the ever-moving handholds that is the lines on your forehead, plummeting to death from the steep fall.
And the mother replied,"because when you were born, a feather fell on your forehead." 0000003991 00000 n A man with a frog growing out of his forehead visits the doctor.
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When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
He eats some chewing gum and even takes mints with him.
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He has never been on a date and at the prom, he goes. 0000036810 00000 n He says to the doctor, "I got this red lump. 0000024691 00000 n
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Do. 89 0 obj 0000006276 00000 n Doctor to patient with gash on forehead: "What was the last thing you heard before the helicopter rotor hit you?" The doctor on visit to their apartment looks her over and says, "I'm terribly sorry, but the only way to save your wife is to have anal sex with her.".
That probably meant he was getting screamed at, when he got downstairs.
He has hope that he will be saved. <>stream The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. endstream
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Was when I licked her forehead and it tasted of Italian herbs and cheese. He said it gave him a heightened sense of smell.
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